Mortal Kombat isn’t the only fighting game to come from the Windy City. There’s also Divekick, a game about…divekicking. We careen all over the place, never really knowing if there is another layer to the game we are missing, or if that’s just all there is to it. As we do so, we list a bunch of Chicago gaming legends – real and fictional – that we wish were in the game, and it’s us, so that list quickly goes off the rails and stops making any sense whatsoever. Not unlike this game.