We discuss the ongoing lore of the Crank series and how important it is. We level up (in Risk of Rain and puberty), discuss some dings, and some dongs. Also, Steve is a moron; Chicken AlmonDINE is a dish, not Chicken Almond-Ding. It’s also not Chinese. A few choice #gamergate references get tossed around as well. Apologies to all the social justice warriors out there.