Video: We Play Outlast – Locked Doors Aren’t That Scary

If you’ve seen our playthroughs of Slender and Five Nights At Freddy’s, you’ll know that no matter how much snark and cynicism we have when we start a horror game, if it’s truly scary it’ll shut us up really quickly (except when we’re screaming like little girls). There are some decent jump scares in the beginning, but after what felt like the 50th locked door we encountered our tension level dropped very quickly and never really recovered. We just didn’t find this game scary, or particularly good. If you’d like to play a fun drinking game while you watch, though, take a drink every time Steve says “Come on, Outlast!” in exasperation.